1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩:我!我现在要回家了。
2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can’t jump!
任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。
3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币。
4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛,却看不见?
A needle.
针。
5.
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
妻子:你会怎么形容我呢?
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: “What does that mean?”
妻子:那是什么意思?
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
丈夫:开个玩笑!
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